(Diarrhea)

Diarrhea:
An ugly word to spell;
an even uglier word to experience.

Missed and Pissed

How is it that a grown woman
misses the toilet at work, pees on the floor

and leaves her mess behind?

(Ladies, please do not)

Ladies, please do not
leave your bloody spots on the
office toilet seat.

Restroom Rambling

Is she talking
to herself?
Is she talking
to me?
Is she talking
to God?
Don't get me wrong.
I believe that
everyone is entitled
to pray to whomever
whenever and wherever
one wishes.
To be sure,

her bathroom behavior
is none of

my business.
I just need to know
if a response
is required of me.

(startling backside)

startling backside

blast in the ladies room on

a Tuesday morning

Dinner on the Run

Dinner was short lived.
It came in through
my front door
and right out
the back door.

Needless to say,
I wasn't backed up.