(Rainbow tomatoes:)

Although I did not claim a prize in this year's Tomato Haiku Contest, I enjoyed creating entries like this: 

Rainbow tomatoes:
Cherry, peach, yellow pear, green
grape, berry and plum

(Mr. McDreamy)

Although I did not claim a prize in this year's Tomato Haiku Contest, I enjoyed creating entries like this:

Mr. McDreamy
is no Tiny Tim -- Big Beef
and plump tomberries!

(Ladies, please do not)

Ladies, please do not
leave your bloody spots on the
office toilet seat.