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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Restroom Revolution

I am so tired of bathrooms --
work bathrooms, to be exact.
I'm sick of smelling other women's
smelly butts.
I am well aware that my own
rear stinks, but that doesn't mean
that I want anyone else to smell it.
And I certainly don't want to get a whiff
of anyone else's blessed bottom.
I call for a restroom revolution!
There's got to be another way
to do your business
during the business day!

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